So you' re doing a few lines of peruvian flake, bolivian baking soda, cuban cocaine, which still just cocaine, and you frantically reach for a tissue, blow your nose and half the 8ball is gleaming back at you from inside the biological weapon of snot you just produced....well congratulations, you hold in your hand some grade - A - Rocky Mountain Oyster
'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
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by acidhead420 September 13, 2023
The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a girl. See also: Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).
Girl 1: Rocky’s a scrappy tough guy, like he’s the junkyard dog bad boy of the group, and I think I could change him. Definitely fuck. Everest is super hot and a lot of fun. She can teach me how to ski and I feel like she’d keep me safe, so marry for sure. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.
Girl 2: Yes, I agree. Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).
Girl 1: Why did you mutter “girl answer” under your breath?
Girl 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.
Girl 2: Yes, I agree. Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).
Girl 1: Why did you mutter “girl answer” under your breath?
Girl 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.
by CountOlaf69 October 15, 2024
by isskdikxdkdkxkkdkdk December 23, 2024
Ralph: "Hey, you thirsty? How 'bout a Rocky Ralph?"
Bryant: "Love one! Had a tough day."
Ralph: "I'm sorry. I know you love this."
Bryant: "Thanks. Better double up on the Bailey's; it was a really tough day!"
R+B slainte
Bryant: "Love one! Had a tough day."
Ralph: "I'm sorry. I know you love this."
Bryant: "Thanks. Better double up on the Bailey's; it was a really tough day!"
R+B slainte
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 09, 2010
when you lift up your balls and then let them rest on something close to the same height as your balls so that they are resting comfortably
by Gearsofdeath10 March 13, 2016
A woman who is built like a truck ... a truck with giant boobs. They can lift more than you, she can beat you in a fight, and there is nothing you can do about it.
by Dillybop September 28, 2022
by JohnDadIsAPlumbr April 01, 2018