Crystal River Florida

Crystal River, a small town in West Central Florida is most known for their speed bumbs.. aka "manatees", the only thing fun to do there is boating.. but theres only one route. You can go to shell island, the shallows.. then do it all over again! They have a big top tent for a mall. A bunch of rednecks live there, they love to fish and mud. We have an awesome rails to trails..but you have to stop every 5 feet at the stop signs or you'll get ran over by a car. The only place to shop here is bealls, jc penny, or belk. They have underwater caves, but plently of people have died.. swim at your own risk. Home of the KKK. Crystal River is the Queen of Citrus County. CRHS rules Citrus and Lecanto in everything.. Hey we are the ones with the mall ;) Oh and this just in, Ft. Island Gulf Beach is now OK to swim in! ;)

Crystal River Florida sucks so bad there are no exmaples.

by BuckNastii_aeb815 June 22, 2011

River Edge

A small town in "Prestigious" Bergen County known for absurdly high property taxes. Many years ago, before the housing bubble (2001-2006) River Edge was simply a middle class town with modest sized capes, colonials and ranch homes built in the 1940s. The real estate bubble which created easy financing and high demand transfomed these 50 x 100 lots into havens for the Center Hall Colonial, which was known for a gawdy chandelier from Home Depot proudly on display in a large window above the door. The new residents who moved into these houses assumed that they were Alpine material because of their houses and large Chevy Tahoe SUVs. Please don't be fooled. Anyone with a HELOC could expand their POS cape cod and become a baller.

Did you hear about the Blue Ribbon Schools in River Edge?

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How about those high River Edge property taxes? I hear they make our kids smarter!

by RElite February 16, 2009

River Hill

Stereotypically thought of as a bunch of snobby rich kids by rivaling schools, though, many rhhs students do not conform to this opinion nor is everyone that attends this school rich. It is hypocritical for other people to criticize when most of them wish they were going to the school.
If people spent less time criticizing the success of rhhs and actually bothered to improve their own schools, they would have alot less to say...

River Hill : Don't put down the success of others when you don't bother to improve yourself...

by a schoolgirl's voice of reason January 26, 2009

Gina Rivera

Famous Pornstar, famed for being able to fuck anybody after 2 weeks of knowing them, and being unable to preform the Handjob. C Cup breastsize, although sometimes they are Ds.

Amazing at head

"Dude I just had sex with Gina Rivera" said Paul

"yeah i tapped that last week" said Alex

by HOOPS_KING July 22, 2009

river pig

A very obese woman. Usually travel in herds.

A herd of river pigs were seen feeding at a local Arbys.

Smothers almost went home with a river pig one time.

by J Clark June 23, 2006

hold back the river

The feeling, specifically after eating spicy food and When you know you have a really big shit coming, but you're nowhere near a bathroom and you have to fight desperately to keep it in. These shits tend to be very liquid, hence the referral to a "River".

Person 1: Man, remeber when we left the James Bay concert and then went for Indian?

Person 2: Yeah, why?

Person 1: Cause i had to really hold back the river until i got home, and when i let it go, it got ugly. I don't think my wife was able to go into our bathroom for the next 3 days.

Person 2: Cheers.

by holdingbackthings January 25, 2016

River

Apathetic towards others. Rather be alone thinking than with a bunch of other people. People think that something's wrong but there really isn't. Quiet and soft spoken.

Jill: Hey, what's wrong with Michael? Is he having a bad day?

John: Naw, he's just being River. It's a natural thing..

by Poon Daddiiiiiiii July 26, 2009