Freedom of Religion

phrase:

A guarantee that each individual has the right to partake the religion of the majority.

by Snowcat August 25, 2003

religion nazi

a religious person who is very sanctimonious; un-Christ-like

That bitch was a Religion Nazi, sure. Jesus definitely wouldn’t have put me in a hell hole of a halfway house like this.

by amycocoa June 2, 2014

Department of Religion

A place that will be created now that Bush has be "re"elected. Responsible for promoting Christianity and being very critical of non-christians. Some of popular "man"dates that will be included are:Bibles in every building in the country, prayers required every day of the week, the receiting of the lords prayer before work,school,and other events that is government sponsored,mandatory church attendance at least once a week, and the elimanation of all non-christian literature in books and others forms of print.

The Department of Religion is something that will bring about the greatness of Christianity to all!!

by ShowMeGod December 20, 2004

Beabadoobee Religion

The religion in which the one and only goddess, Beabadoobee, is worshipped.

Those who commit their lives to the one and only queen Bea go to the ultimate after-life, Beatopia.

"I'm a Christian, what about you?"
"I'm a Bea. I'm part of the Beabadoobee Religion :)"
"Take me with you. I wanna go to Beatopia😭"

by g1ng3r5auru5 September 17, 2022

Religion Class

Sassy, spoiled, ass-hat person calls this class “Science Fiction Class”

Teacher: Time for religion class now.
Sassy Girl: You means Science Fiction Class?
Students hide their laughs*
Teacher: OUT!
Sassy Girl: No.
Teacher: NOW!

by WikiDicky June 7, 2018

Religion rape

When someone forces you to hear their message

Dude, this car brand is advertising on social media, tv and even on the billboard. I even start dreaming of it, it tries to force me to love it. I feel so religion raped.

by CharlyElias January 6, 2014

The Religion Kevinism

Kevinism -

Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin . Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is Kevinian Apostles. The religion is very common in the whole world. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming Holy Kevin Water. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.

The Religion Kevinism is one i follow with pride

by Kevinian Apostle Parky May 17, 2019