released on bale

What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".

If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.

by QuacksO April 4, 2022

Mayim "Angie" Balik; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

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Mayim "Angie" Balik; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 27, 2025

Yesenia 'Angie' Then: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

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Yesenia 'Angie' Then: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

Marie 'Angie' Shelley; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

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Marie 'Angie' Shelley; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

by FrenchVanillaSake February 26, 2025

Trannier: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Trannier: The First Juvenile Release

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025

Catch and release

When you give someone a bj and hold it in your mouth until you kiss them, then let it run into his mouth.

I did a catch and release on David last night.

by SarahSmurf March 30, 2019

You Are Derived From A Meaningless Existence: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: You Are Derived From A Meaningless Existence: The First Juvenile Release

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025