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punching the midnight squirrel

THE ACT OF LATE NIGHT MASTERBATION, WHILE USING NO LUBE OR ANY OTHER SUBSTANCES (RAW HAND TO GENITALIA).
NO NETFLIX AND CHILL FOR ME LAST NIGHT, I RESORTED TO PUNCHING THE MIDNIGHT SQUIRREL.
by @The Hojer December 8, 2015
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Bohemian Ball Punch

Bohemian Ball Punch - Not to be mistaken with the song Bohemian Rhapsody, is when a man assumes the position and the lady friend continually strikes the back of his sack until level of pleasure is obtained. Sometimes blunt objects are used such as golf clubs, puppies, sporks, bars of soap, preparation H tubes, shovels, and steel toed boots. You are a real man if you can handle the Bohemian Ball Punch.
Josh (the first subject of the famed ball punch) was railed all night by a strange phillipeno man lady. After the bohemian ball punch was over, josh spontaneously combusted. Therefore, not being a full man.
by SexyBeast09 June 20, 2009
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rocket donkey punch

It's like a donkey punch, but instead of injaculating in her anus after hitting her in the back of the head, you stick your arm in her anus more than 4 times.
Matt: Rocket donkey punch that shit man!

Andrew: What's that?

Matt: Smack her in the back of the head and stick your arm in her ass 4 times!!

Andrew: Ahhh!!
by Matthew X February 22, 2010
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trans am punch

The act of taking cock-tapping to a higher level of a full force punch to the nuts.
Nick is standing there minding his own business when Brian trans am punches him so hard in the balls that he falls to the ground.
by Perry County Style January 2, 2012
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Asian Ball Punch

A sexual act where the man is getting his penis stroked or sucked by a woman. As he gets harder and harder, the woman then punches his balls sharply along the bottom, causing immediate and violent ejaculation. The ejaculate may go flying several feet in the air, if it isn't being covered by the woman's mouth.

The "Asian" part comes from a well-known porno video, depicting an Asian woman doing this to an unseen male's scrotum. It doesn't really require that an Asian woman do it. Nor does the partner even have to be a woman for that matter.
You know, my girl Maya, was sucking on me one day like normal, but then she stopped, looked at me straight in the eye, and just Asian Ball Punched me. My cum went flying into her hair. Then she punched me again, and it went flying through the air and landing on the wall across the room.
by blackram67 January 26, 2013
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Ryan Punch

The largest blow possible in any violent confrontation. Also known as the Peacemaker Punch, The Face Breaker, or The Old Haymaker.

This devastating maneuver is performed usually with the fist of the attacker being pulled back behind its respective shoulder. This results in physical pressure equivalent to a small thermonuclear device that is delivered to a (minority's) nose.

Can be used on doors, lockers, grandparents, terrorists, you, me, or anyone else that incites the rage of of the callous handed barbarian that uses this kind of blow.
guy 1: "Hey did you see that thing he did to (insert anyone here, really)? It was like a... a..."

guy 2: "Ya man its called a Ryan Punch."

guy 1: "He wouldnt do that to me, right...?"

guy 2: "That depends on how black you are. lolz"
by Patriot Marz April 27, 2008
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A shit in the punchbowl

When everyone is having a dandy time, and that one specific person ruins it for all.
Everyone was enjoying SallyAnne's party, untill Jim Bob took a shit in the punchbowl by knocking over the boombox.
by Coleycath98 July 17, 2011
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