(noun): A male human with little or nothing to offer society aside from the opportunity for copulation with a similar member of the opposite sex.
"Why is she with him...can't she see he's a cum pump?"
"All that guy is is a cum pump."
(After casual sex with anonymous partner)
"God, I'm such a cum pump."
"All that guy is is a cum pump."
(After casual sex with anonymous partner)
"God, I'm such a cum pump."
by Peter Mings January 11, 2009
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when a person says I'll call you tonight, but knows that they wont, the other person assumes knowing that, that person lies, says they are probably pump-faking.
by Jeff James Jr January 22, 2009
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Get the Pump-and-munch mug.A gentlemen's love length, with which he can go hunting on the range of two peaks. He can also go shooting on the 'Quim' battlefield.
'....while my Grandfather was stationed in India, he went walking in the nearby forest, whilst he was walking he stumbled across a fine young native lady, equipped with what he liked to call 'Two Juicy Marmadukes'. Being the man action that he was, he did what any real soldier would do in that situation. He quickly whipped out his 'Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle' and quickly gave her a good going over, leaving her like a painter's radio....'
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