puddling

1. To cry about an incident that little or no impact on you personally.

Jason found Bill in his room crying about the Yankee's recent loss. "Bill, why are you puddling? It's just a game......and your 38 years old?!?"

by William Beiler January 05, 2009

Peppa’s muddy puddle

When you’re doing anal doggy, your partners shits, you stand up and jump up and down in it while snorting

You want to try Peppa’s muddy puddle tonight baby?

by Some_Random_Geeza February 03, 2020

Puddling

When a someone's anus is filled with bodily fluids and they walk and squat in a circle to push out fluids.

Miles was puddling in the living room last night and now it stinks in here.

by Cantcakes June 19, 2025

Rack Puddle

When your load settles into a puddle in between her cleavage or on a flat surface of her breast.

(1. )"She told me I could titty fuck her only if after I slurped off the 'Rack Puddle".
(2.)"Oh please let me give you a 'Rack Puddle' I swear if you don't like it we won't do it again".

by Professor Calamitous December 26, 2016

Puddle Fart

A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.

I can’t wait to puddle fart, I have been holding it in all day.

by That guys not an Andrew April 18, 2022

Front Puddle

Vaginal discharge as a result of intense excitement.

Yes, I haven't had pizza in weeks!! Look at my front puddle!

by PaddyWenzz April 15, 2016

Cuddle Puddle

When you’re too tired too move after intense and vigorous sex. So you decide to say fuck it and lay there with your significant other in each other’s cum, squirt, piss, vomit, or feces, etc.

Ex.

Tiffany: Hey, I was looking for you all night at the party! Where did you go?

Brittany: I have no idea I drank way too much and woke up in a cuddle puddle with the varsity baseball team!

by Qwertyuioplkio July 08, 2019