meat-pudding

noun: 1. excrement that comes from the genetalia

2. meat that is pounded into mush

adjective: used as a comparison for something that is warm, gooey, and jizzy.

noun: When she spreads her legs, meat-pudding leaks out all over the bed.

adjective: Them damn beef curtains have some stuff on ther that's look'n like meat-pudding.

by jaminimaj August 11, 2010

Pud popping

The act of beatin' one's meat. Jerkin it. Slappin the monkey around.

Kids these days are more interested in pud popping rather than their erector sets

by DAIMEY JONES June 2, 2011

honeydew pudding

a cute lil bitch

gay4pay was all up on honeydew pudding ;---)))

by gay4$pay$ March 1, 2014

packing the pud

Masturbating, jacking off, touching ones self with ones self
Verb;

I was laying here packing the pud, when my mother walked in.

by CtC May 30, 2014

fist pudding

The ejaculate left on a male's hand post masturbation

Ever since Dick broke up with Virginia he's been a hermit, staying home, watching porn and making fist pudding.

by ExplosiveBM December 16, 2014

Porno Pudding

(noun) An ancient Greek dessert, originating as early as 300 B.C. It usually contains a mixture of spit, semen, thyme, fecal matter, mint, and three pounds of all-purpose flour.

I made some porno pudding for Thanksgiving this year! I'm sure grandma will love it!

by Fwuntze June 4, 2015

slap pud

Jack off, masturbate, spank monkey, rub one out

Jermaine enjoys to slap pudjackof

by FelipeDamus August 6, 2015