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public piss syndrome

The inability to relieve your bladder in a public place such as a grocery store, restaurant,etc. While this isn't typically looked at as a medical condition, it is a form of anxiety due to the possibility of someone looking at your junk. Typically this is a problem for men using urnials while someone else is in the bathroom as well.
Bob: Hey Mike, did you stop at the bathroom at the bar?

Mike: No, there was a guy going at one of the urinials, and I have public piss syndrome.
by ColbyJack121 May 15, 2016
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publidefecatephobia

(Pub-leh-deaf-feh-kate-a-fo-be-uh)
To have a fear of or phobia of defecating (pooping) in public.
Johnny can only use the bathroom at his house because he has publidefecatephobia.
by Mr_Bugglezworth June 7, 2016
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Public Commenter

A public commenter is one who comments on public pages, news articles or Facebook posts. These comments are not directed at anyone in particular and can often be riddled with grammatical errors.

It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.
Natalie: "Oh, I found a really cute guy on Tinder the other day; then I found out he was a public commenter!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"
by pony1234 July 20, 2016
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public sector specialist

1. Someone in sales who can't hack it in the private sector

2. Someone who thinks too highly of themselves to be called a public sector salesperson
Ronnie hates being called a salesperson because she thinks she's better than that, so she calls herself a public sector specialist.
by SithLordDarthBane November 17, 2016
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publicum rectumium

Loosely translated (with sincere apologies to Latin scholars everywhere), "people are assholes".

Often said with a resigned tone when something unpleasant has happened to you, and it's viewed as the inevitable consequence of declining politeness and consideration by others.
Roger: Dammit, look at how someone parked me in ... I can't get my car out of the space and I'll be late to meet Fred for lunch.

Tom: Well, Rog, you know what they say ... publicum rectumium
by Marshall Fazione November 21, 2016
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Publing

When corny couples want to cuddle and Boo up in public.

Too much public display of affection....
This broke dude and his bitch stay publing at parties... who does that?
by Wil Lawynski December 4, 2016
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publicity friend

A person or group you hang out with simply to take photos with. These people are not your real friends and annoy you but it's worth the reputation.
"That bitch annoys me so much but she is all over my Instagram."

"That's because she's your publicity friend."
by iknowords.com May 5, 2017
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