Public-pee’er

Somebody who pulls up to a place with public restrooms to take a tinkle or a dookie.

I didn’t think of Cumbys cause I’m not a public-pee’er

by cousin huey, April 20, 2023

Cheesecaking in Public

Enjoying a dutch bargain beer with friends on the street or in public areas.

Hey, wanna go cheesecaking in public? I got the beers.

by CLNR May 31, 2020

public bathroom

a place that has shit all over the place and even some cum, usually has some mustard too.

When he shit in the public bathroom, he thought to himself, how much constitpation is in my ass.

by jissel69420 February 25, 2022

Public Adjuster

Ambulance chasers. A mostly unnecessary profession where someone "represents" the policyholder rather than the insurance company. They don't really do anything besides add a bunch of bullsh*t line items in Xactimate to try and "blow up" a claim. The end result is the claim extending for months and months and only the public adjuster benefiting financially, while completely screwing over the insured.

When my house burned down, a public adjuster solicited his services to me. Since I wasn't a moron, I told him to go f*ck over someone else.

by urbancreaterdude May 31, 2018

notory public

Someone whose eccentric/undesirable behavior is all-too-well-known --- i.e., "notorious" --- all over town.

Hippie-types who strongly wanna spread their messages of, "save the whales", "no nukes", "peace on Earth", etc most definitely DO have my full support; it's when they get pushy or preachy and then start to piss off other people that they "cross the line" and become notory publics.

by QuacksO November 19, 2018

public library

a large building near a city's downtown filled with books, children, and sleeping homeless people

"hey brother can you spare a dime?"
"shut up and go to the public library!"

"shit! i really need some books, homeless people, and children."
"dude, have you heard of the public library?"

by uncle fuckbucket March 6, 2023

Praying in public

But it ISN'T that.

Hym "You're analogizing praying in public with the thing they are doing which means they aren't actually violating the principles of the moral system to which you pretend to subscribe. You have pretend (literally) they are violating your moral principles because you aren't actually capable of expressing why they are wrong. I (on the other had) DO NOT DO THAT. You're a dishonest piece of shit and I am not, Jordan."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2024