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Profen

Definition 1) an idiomatic new slang word inspired by an imaginary or hypothetical future pun or joke that the word could enable, for example, "if I had a genie I wish I could change the word for 'gooning' to profen so I could make you read an ibuprofen label our loud and be like 'yeah, I bet you be profen'".

Definition 2) A verb meaning an act of indecent self-gratification the "en" is an idiomatically abbreviated "ing" similar to the more common "apostrophe n" used in some portrayals of certain regional dialects.

Alternative spelling: "profin"
Adjective form: "prof"

Past-tense: "proffed"

Someone prone to profen is a: profing.

Pronounciation: pro (as in pro sports) + fin (as in blue fin tuna)
The recently viral youtube creator channel recently proffed by profen the word "profen" as a pun, thus making them a profing as they imagined how they would use that word to sow chaos in a fantasy where they tormented a poor genie by having it replace a funny slang term in the collective psyche with the phrase 'profen' for their first wish and to then make the genie read an ibuprofen label for their second wish, at which point presumeably the genie would give them a 4th a wish because to prof the profings needed to keep profen
by anonymous December 1, 2025
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Profen

"Profen" is an alternative word for gooning meaning "pleasuring yourself"
You be profen all night huh?
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Spawned Process

Having a child.
Congratulations, I heard that you and your significant other are about to have a Spawned Process. Welcome to the wonderful world of becoming a parental unit.
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Continuous Process Improvement (CPI)

A tool set for Lean Six Sigma (LSS) Black Belts to ensure government agencies as well as corporate organizations maintain their required levels of readiness, to reduce the costs of doing business and investment assets, utilize CPI methods for delivering positive results and advance the culture of CPI.
Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) is reducing the cost of doing business by improving workforce productivity/process cycle efficiency.
Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) maximizes the value of delivered products and services by ensuring customer satisfaction. Basic areas of consideration for improvement are quality of delivered products, focusing on cost, quality and performance.
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rm process

The process of "Rming" (remaking) a game due to unwanted outcomes in the early stages of said game which put one or both players in a bad position. Usually happens in ridiculously long games like Civilization 5.
"Hey are you guys done playing?"
"No we haven't even started yet"
"But its been 5 hours!?!"
"Were in the rm process"
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backwood probe

When you are deep in the woods and something slips into your butt
John: ow what was that?
Jim: don't worry that was just my backwood probe
by johnnyappleseedtupac May 1, 2016
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