Peckerdo

The male equivalent of a tittydo. When a man's gut sticks out further than his penis do.

Did you see that fat guy over there? He totally has a peckerdo.

by thisisfuckedup October 10, 2020

powder packer

refers to a specialized rock roadie dealing with oral insertion (by forceful exhalation) of cocaine into the band member's anuses.

I was paid to be the powder packer for Fleetwood Mac on the road

by hottubgetindapoo December 8, 2010

Dead pecker bench

The long wooden bench outside of a country store in the south. Where old men gather.

Grandpa and all his buddies were sittin on the dead pecker bench talking about the war.

by soapdonkey April 18, 2015

dick picken

When a person is on the dance floor moving around like they are picking dicks out of the air

Will someone go tell Dennis to stop dick picken it's embarrassing

by Dizzle6303 May 3, 2016

david pickett

David Pickett is a man who really loves his Zom Zoms and Flamey boys

David Pickett: “Were you vaping in the bathroom Lilly?”

Lilly: “No I was doing the macarena with David Pickett”

by Thickypotpie April 14, 2022

Indianapolis Nut Packer

Whilst engaging in a doggy style bone session...The challenging yet eloquent art of gripping one's cock and ball pouch with the dominant hand and swiftly inserting the meaty package into the unsuspecting anus of the sexual partner. Sans lube.

Man, Sage was so hammered last night that I threw her an Indianapolis Nut Packer and she barely flinched!

by El Pablo Guapo Dos January 12, 2017

packer

For sale at adult novelty stores or online; a life-like fake penis with testicles used to "pack" into the underwear of females or the penis-less who want to give the impression of having a penis. Female to male transitionals, butch lesbians or guys just wanting to seem like they have a bigger penis can use them.

Descriptions of packers from a couple of online stores:

Mr. Softy: Super soft and great for everyday packing! A perfect size to fit under any pair of pants or jeans. We recommend a tight pair of briefs to keep it in place, and a little corstarch to keep it soft after cleaning. Made of cyberskin.

Soft Pack:
This family of packers is built to bulge. The realistic package feels amazing through jeans and has even been known to pass the "squeeze test" at gay men's clubs. It has a "realistic" texture as well as form, and successfully mimics a flaccid penis. Available in Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate, and Blue colors and in mini, small, medium and large sizes. Not usable for penetration. Made of phthalate-free Reel Feel Super Skin. Mini: 3-1/2"; Small: 4-1/2"; Medium: 5-3/4"; Large: 7".

by Sally Griffin September 14, 2008