Sandy Pearl

An invisible object that is created when someone has had the characteristics of a sandy vagina for too long (as sand in an oyster eventually becomes a pearl)

Felicia has been such a bitch this week, she even laid a sandy pearl.

by unome June 8, 2007

Harvesting Ass Pearls

The retrieval of broken anal beads from the rectum.

Katherine's anal beads broke off inside of her last night. We spent at least an hour Harvesting Ass Pearls.

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

pearls before swine

sending good definitions to the Urban Dictionary.

Arg! They rejected my definition of shouty-crackers again! It's a real piece of urban slang that they don't have in there! Pearls before swine, I tell you what.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 19, 2007

phearing

means to chill or hang out with cambodians

ABC is phearing with XYZ
Jesus phearined with you

by neckoo January 29, 2022

pearlstone

Person who makes their mother do everything.

Wow, i feel bad for that mom, she's got a house full of pearlstones.

by Pony15 January 15, 2008

Pear-betes

A disease on a person in which the stomach region hangs out further then the chest. The name comes from looking like a pear (fat down bottom, thinner up top). Pear-betes is more common in men.

Someone who is over-wieght may suffer from Pear-betes, unless of course they have man boobs that hang over there big stomach. Symptoms of Pear-betes is almost the same as being over-weight, excesscive eating and sweating just to name a couple.

by john technics December 23, 2009

pearlwaxing

Performing cunnilingus with attention to the clitoris. Stimulating a woman's clitoris orally.

This guy has mad pearlwaxing skills, he can make girls cum in seconds!

by H34t June 21, 2010