Pansexual

Someone who really loves pans

Bob: I am pansexual.
Bob mama: So you fuck pans?

by Harry Bal Sag June 1, 2024

Pansexual

When you realize “wait a fucking minute that guy is hot, but so is that girl, and also that nonbinary creature. HOLY FUCK AND SO ARE THEY!” Yeah basically you just like all genders. NOT PANS THOUGH. WE DON’T FUCK PANS.

Girl: Hey. I like you.
Boy: Oh! I thought you like girls though?
Girl: The fuck? I’m pansexual.

by Burnt Toast :| June 13, 2024

pansexual

When you realize “wait a fucking minute that guy is hot, but so is that girl, and also that nonbinary creature. HOLY FUCK AND SO ARE THEY!” Yeah basically you just like all genders. NOT PANS THOUGH. WE DON’T FUCK PANS.

Girl: Hey. I like you.
Boy: Oh! I thought you like girls though?
Girl: The fuck? I’m pansexual.

by Burnt Toast :| June 13, 2024

Pansexual.

When you realize: Guys are hot. So are girls. And nonbinary creatures. And any other genders. Basically you’re attracted to every gender. EXCEPT PANS. WE DON’T FUCK PANS GOD DAMMIT!

Girl: Hey. I like you.
Boy: Oh. I thought you’re a lesbian??
Girl: The fuck? I’m Pansexual.

by Burnt Toast :| June 13, 2024

Pansexual

When one is sexually attracted to pans

Person 1: I am pansexual

Person 2: So you like pans
Person 1: Yes

by 88th Fox June 15, 2024

Pansexual

Feeling romantically / sexually attracted to everything and everyone.. so therefore, it's not too far fetched to think a pansexual would fuck a pan if they found it hot enough.

Individual (side note; they own illegally forged documents): my pansexual master genius tells me I should kiss him.

by GiantEnemyAnt July 19, 2024

Earring Pansexual

Not to be confused with an Earring Lesbian, Earring Pansexual's are a rare breed of Pansexual, who love to a unhealthy degree big and bulky earrings. However strange they may be.

"Hey dude isn't Alice a Earring Lesbian?"

"No, Alice is Pansexual."
"Oh, so she's an earring Pansexual."

"I guess so.."

by Appleinzeocean July 6, 2023