Panking

The act of having a wank whilst on the shitter

Person 1: "Bhuttae, stop panking!!!"
Bhuttae: "Mate im having a DANGER pank!!!

by Fatkins Diet February 16, 2010

Parking Meter

Shoving a handful of quarters into a girl's slot and then leaving her on the sidewalk next to the gutter.

Rita the Hooker charged me for a whole hour when she only had to work for three minutes, so I gave her a parking meter in exact change.

by sno September 28, 2004

Discord Packing

Retards get in a discord server voice call and violate each other while screaming/loudmic.

Who are we discord packing today?

by submachineguns May 1, 2021

ballet parking

a drop-at-the-door parking method used when your date/girlfriend/wife is too much of a prima donna to walk through the parking lot in her pretty shoes.

Guy 1: Where'd you park?

Guy 2: I had to spring for ballet parking. Kate wouldn't walk through the parking lot in her new shoes.

by gmoney5 January 11, 2010

packing the plastic

The act of carrying a condom for unexpected sexual intercourse in the near future.

Elliott: "You be taking protection tonight?"
Andy: "You know I be packing the plastic."

by Andy Linn May 5, 2006

Parking Spot

The place where you hide your bowl. Some people have multiple spots, especially when living with their parents.

Guy 1: What are you doing dude,?

Guy 2: Dude I'm looking for my piece, I was so blazed last night I forget which parking spot I put it in.

by Kennyyc May 7, 2009

Parking

referring to a girls bottom

that girls got good parking or I would definitely like to park in that!

by Rossi79 April 20, 2015