bench president

A play on bench press; whenever you or anyone else is the one guy in the gym who acts like he has the world record bench press max, owns the bench station, and walks in as if "Hail to the Chief" starts playing as soon as he gets through the door. Used to refer to a badass jacked dude, or sarcastically to a not so jacked dude.
Lifter 1: Dude, you see that guy over there?

Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president

Lifter 1: That guy is badass

Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press

(more sarcastically)

Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today

Guy 2: Fuck you man
by briarbowls March 21, 2016
mugGet the bench presidentmug.

president of iran

the president of iran is no more. he is gone. he got 200 pumped and the israelis and americans and saudis are currently hitting the griddy on him (and irans civilians)
“bro the president of iran got bodied hard last night
“haha bozo”
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president

Kim Namjoon is my president
by anitch November 14, 2020
mugGet the presidentmug.

worst president

Guy 1: Who's the worst president?
Guy 2: James Buchanan!
Guy 3: Donald Trump!
Me: Fuck knows.
by 7568ino December 2, 2023
mugGet the worst presidentmug.
As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
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President Bong

This is a phrase used to describe somebody who is hogging the smoking device and keeping it to yourself.
Lyle: Dude, Jack, pass the bong!
Randy: You're like president bong over there, Jack.
by planetchad June 15, 2009
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