I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

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woody string

Similar to a pull string, a woody string is where a reaction if created when a string is pulled, such as in the 3D animated film Toy Story with the popular character voiced by Tom Hanks, Woody.

Girl: owe you pulled my hair

Abusive boyfriend:that’s so funny, every time I pull it you make a noise, it’s like woody string

by Serenathewhore May 06, 2019

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string of boredom

what is typed when you are bored to death

hey kid look heré string of boredom

by RedIsSoSus November 28, 2022

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Red-Stringing

When you have your menstrual cycle & you just make it to the bathroom before your period ruins your clothes.

Example: Tom “WOW, that was close you were red-stringing the whole septa bus ride to icandy. Glad you made it Mary so we can drink vodka clubs.” Mary “Almost had to borrow Faye’s depends!”

by Firecrothcarrie February 01, 2021

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