ninja cuddle

the act of sneaking up on someone very quietly and cuddling them without them expecting it.

I <3 ninja cuddles :)

by gunpowder gertie August 11, 2009

Poptart Ninja

Someone who thinks he/ she is automatically a ninja, because they dropped their poptart/ waffle/ soap/ glass etc. and managed to catch it with their foot/ elbow/ knee/ forehead etc.

This is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.

Joe: Man i just dropped the soap while i was in the shower, and caught it with my foot. Total Poptart Ninja! MLIA!

Pete: No. Your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.

by Sonskynkind April 25, 2010

Ninja Masturbation

Masturbation (by a man) that takes place silently.

Harry has Ninja masturbation skill!!

by e4r5t6y7u8i9o0- November 25, 2010

ninja abs

abs that are hidden and only appear when it is necessary; in other words, an excuse for not having abs

My stomach's not squishy... there's ninja abs there!

by flowhawk22 October 12, 2010

Lung Ninja

A stoner game in which you have 12 throwing knives, 4 throwing stars, and 1 tomahawk. What you do is take a big hit off a pipe, and hold it in, throw all of the items listed above before you exhale. If you do exhale before all the items are thrown, you cant throw any more. You add all of the points and thats what you receive. The goal is to throw all the items and get the highest score while you get the highest.

I played lung ninja yesterday and won. I also had a bad case of the munchies.

by xXBoogaXx September 17, 2012

Marijuana Ninja

One who smokes in more private and secluded areas then a regular stoner. Knows how to successfully smoke indoors or sketchy areas without getting faded.

"I'm so ninja when i smoke" - Me
"Your a fucking Marijuana Ninja." - Jealous Friend

by P.O.L. Masta December 14, 2011

Legal ninja

A term used to describe a highly skilled attorney.

Tuna: I heard you got busted with some blow and are looking at 5 years bro.

George: Don’t worry, I’ll be ok. My attorney is a legal ninja.

by Lawdog April 8, 2020