by Mr. Staley January 22, 2016
Get the Dirt Cakemug. Decrease in stress that coincides with completing the first load of laundry after letting dirty clothes pile up for too long.
Man, I was getting to the point where I was wearing my cleanest dirty shirt every day, until I finally got to the laundromat, and wouldn't you know it? but as soon as I got going, a wave of dirt relief set in.
by CountLebula May 10, 2010
Get the dirt reliefmug. A dirty hooty hoe that tries to dig up dirt to start shit that doesnt need to be started. Usually a straight up squirel farmer
by Apply_ice_2_burn July 23, 2017
Get the dirt smurfmug. noun:
1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.
See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.
See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009
Get the Dirt Bedmug. A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.
Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.
Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.
Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."
by The Murricane January 5, 2011
Get the Dirt Walletmug. Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?
Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.
Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!
Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!
Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.
Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!
Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!
by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020
Get the Hit the dirt!mug. by A.JC May 6, 2015
Get the dirt trapmug.