I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

<input class="string optional" placeholder="Word" type="text" name=definition[word]

<textarea class="text optional" aria-invalid="true" placeholder=Type Your Definition Here..." name="definitionmeaning" id="definition_meaning"></textarea> == $0
<small class="error">can't be blank</small>
<div>

Person 1: What the hell does "<input class="string optional" placeholder="Word" type="text" name=definitionword" mean?

Person 2: Some dumb fuck pressed submit with a blank entry
Person 3: "<textarea class="text optional" aria-invalid="true" placeholder=Type an example of how it's used in a sentence..." name=definitionexample" id=definition_example">
Person 1: What the hell does "<input class="string optional" placeholder="Word" type="text" name=definitionword" mean?

Person 2: Some dumb fuck pressed submit with a blank entry"

by PixelPlazmaa January 31, 2021

string and bar

where one thefts a single cheese string and gronola bar before an event which is very important. it makes you cool and seem smart because bringing food before an event is key when going to class or work.

some examples are, “hey guys, wait up! i need to go grab some string and bar before we head to class.” or “did you see ellie and phoenix? they brought string and bar to class. i wish i would’ve thought of that. instead i’m a loser and nobody likes me.”

by bigdong488 February 21, 2020

Sharpen your sword ND String your Bow

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343:Sharpen your sword ND String your Bow

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

Tender Strings

Better than the g string version.

Woody has two boy holes and now he has to wear tender strings.

by The Manisher October 22, 2013

public static void main string args

The thing I have to write in Java to do fuck all

// example of public static void main string args

import java.util.scanner;

public class Main {

private int num = 4;

public static void main(String args) {

Scanner inp = new Scanner(System.in);

System.out.println("Enter Name: ");

String name = inp.nextLine();

System.out.println("Hi", name, "! your number is " num, ".");

}

}

by Alexcían Empire Thingy May 12, 2024

Lil String Bean

Lil string bean is basically just a very short string bean. That is about it.

Wow, I am just as short as a lil string bean - everyone.

by H I June 8, 2018