When Reece leaves the chat

When your gay ass friend leAves the chat because he realises he true sexuality and that he likes cock up the bum

God that guy is a good example of when Reece leaves the chat

by Harvey Davis AKA gay davis January 10, 2019

Mamaternity Leave

the period of time when a brother of the mother (mama) temporarily leaves his job to help his sister and look after the baby

Sonu is on mamaternity leave since last October

by SulKab April 8, 2023

Just-Leave-You-There

When you take a bong hit of half weed half tobacco and in a meditative way. Once you take the bong hit, it just leaves you there, hense why it is called a "just-leave-you-there". It would make sense if you had tried it. You need a resident amount of each marijuana and tobacco for this effect to make perfect sense. The instant of "just-leave-you-there" is the instant state of meditation/no-mind

A man takes the noted bong hit "Just-Leave-You-There" and it just leaves him there

by Gorin Silderman April 26, 2014

Squeeze and leave

Similar to dine and dash. Squeeze and leave is when you take a poop and do not wipe.

Person 1: Hurry! We have to leave right now
Person 2: Okay i just did a squeeze and leave we can go

by Lord of fartz August 7, 2019

Kohl's leave

This is what happens when you shit yourself at work and have to go to Kohl's to buy new pants and underwear. Best used when Kohl's is right across the street from work so you don't leave a train of actual shit.

Fuck. I just shit myself. Guess I better request Kohl's leave from management.

by CognitiveCaveat January 31, 2025

Leaving the stadium

The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.

Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.

Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?

Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.

Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...

by holla-at-a-playa April 15, 2009

baternity leave

Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.

Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."

by Grandsire May 4, 2020