myspace 

A networking website used by scene kids who have no idea how to use basic HTML let alone CSS. MySpace is also the internet's biggest popularity contest.

"On the downside, MySpace is full of sexual predators. On the upside, it’s full of sexual prey."

myspace by Misfitus May 4, 2006

myspace scrooge 

A person, usually a parent in her mid-30s to nearly fifty that hates MySpace and anything that has to do with, or related to sites such as MySpace.com.

Kid: *looks at MySpace*
MySpace Scrooge: What are you doing?
Kid: Nothing much, just chilling on the internet, checking my MySpace
MySpace Scrooge: You should not be looking at MySpace. You could be stalked by some creepy guy or something like that....
Kid: Yeah, yeah, yeah... fuck you!!! You are such as myspace scrooge

myspace scrooge by Bill Nye the MySpace Guy January 9, 2008

MySpace Picture

Taking a picture of yourself using a camera phone. Either by holding it at arms length or reflection in the mirror. Specific purpose of this picture is to post on online communities.

Dude, did you see her MySpace Picture? She is hot, but she sure needs to clean up her bathroom.

MySpace Picture by Lisa Lou1331 January 8, 2009

On MySpace Tilt 

A MySpace user who constantly changes default picture, display name, profile design, or adds comments in an attempt to gain the attention of others, usually an ex or a crush. (A reference to being "on tilt" in poker)

She's changed her default pic 3 times today and now it's back to the original! She's totally on MySpace tilt.

On MySpace Tilt by Almanaseer January 21, 2008

myspace 

As with other blog sites, the crack of the internet. I will not admit it has conquered my soul until I make a post about my feelings.

myspace and other blog sites are for whores. Myself included.

myspace by Jsaid January 16, 2005

MySpace 

a horribly addicting website to connect with "friends" online. post pictures, post comments, add friends, talk -- basically. after a while you realize that it kinda sucks.

myspace - a new outlet for pedophiles

MySpace by bobble bobble September 19, 2005

Myspace crash 

When a persons myspace profile is so overloaded with unnecessary items, applications, videos, etc. etc, that when the page is attempted to be viewed, that it either takes an excruciatingly long time, it wont load, or it will just crash your internet in some cases.

In some cases, a viewer will think a page is done loading, but it still has about 10 more items to go.

My girlfriends myspace page is so overloaded, it always gives me a myspace crash.

Myspace crash by DF fan March 31, 2009