mustache dip my dream sickle

A polite way for a female partner to ask for cunnilingus.

Hey Big Rod, do you want to mustache dip my dream sickle? It sure is tasty!

by show up cat November 19, 2014

Just Some Guy Without A Mustache

Just some guy without a mustache who hasn't seen sunlight or had friends in several years.

@Just Some Guy Without A Mustache Why tf are you everywhere?!

by supremejuiceman September 23, 2021

just some guy without a mustache

Just Some Guy without a Mustache is a God who you'll find on every good YouTube video you watch. There has been speculated that the only thing he does is watch YouTube and comment on every video for all eternity.

Person 1: boii I saw just some guy without a Mustache again. He had the top comment on the video I was watching.
Person 2: what? Again! He is everywhere these days!

by LamonJuice April 4, 2020

More gay than jizz on a mustache.

Extremely gay.

Justin's shirt is more gay than jizz on a mustache.

by Chris Council January 27, 2009

Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)>

a face with a unibrow, mustache, and a goatee

|:{)>

used for many things, one being cheering people up when they're sad.

Person 1: I'm gonna cry :'(
Person 2: Don't cry! I have Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)> to cheer you up!

by Mr Unibrow Mustache Goatee Guy February 10, 2010

sky is blue while the mustache frowns

To get high.

"Hey, Justin is so sky is blue while the mustache frowns."

by VinylTape July 24, 2009

Mustache-Shielding

When a person gives a hypothetical dilemma, and the responding party tries to include bypasses to make the scenario work better, Mustache-Shielding is when the person presenting the dilemma shuts down the bypasses to ensure that the scenario is still difficult.

"Would you go on a date with a girl with a mustache for 50 bucks?" -Jinya
"Can't I just shave off her mustache then?" -Shosh
"No, you're not allowed to." -Jinya
"Stop Mustache-Shielding you retard." -Shosh

by Sleepy Chigga October 8, 2025