PreEmptive Mouse

When you know somebody is about to say 'Mouse!' to you, and so you say it first and undercut them.

"Hey, James..."
"Mouse!"
Damn! Preemptive Mouse!

by Cyrano "CJ" Jones June 7, 2011

mouse whisperer

A person good at computers. A person skilled in doing anything quickly and comfortably on a computer, laptop, tablet or smart phone usually using a mouse or not.

My wife got on the computer and fixed our mortgage payment issue then paid the bank in 10 minutes with just some clicks of the mouse. She’s a mouse whisperer.

by LDL1 April 16, 2020

mouse patato

A slacker who sits around looking at porn all day on the computer. Similar to couch patato.

Ted sat around all day being a mouse patato till his wang had blisters.

by slick550 October 24, 2007

mouse arrest

The state of being stuck at your computer, to answer endless emails for example.

Sorry I missed lunch; work had me under mouse arrest.

by iamlazarus August 18, 2007

Playboy mouse

Any young girl under the age of 18 that dreams of being a playboy bunny.

"When I grow up, I want to date Hugh Hefner! I've got the perfect body for it. I just need a boob job..."

"Cindy, you sound like a Playboy mouse!"

by mistress E January 10, 2009

mouse-sensitive

graphical user interface whose use depends on the availability of a pointing device.

Graphical mouse-sensitive applications are generally more intuitive and easy to use than text-based terminal applications.

by Johnny From Quincy's School January 18, 2008

Poo Mouse

Sticking your little finger up a girls bottom

Sticking your little finger up a girls bottom therefore the poo mouse

by Benjamin_The_Poo_Mouse November 15, 2006