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mouse mattress

A sanitary napkin, such as a kotex.
My girlfriend is on her period and left a box of mouse mattresses next to the toilet.
by Gruff457 August 19, 2021
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miney mouse

Josh Michael Young's.
Did you see Brianna Julia and Melody today they were in the C10 wit miney mouse.
by Nohandle@weather August 27, 2021
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mouse patato

A slacker who sits around looking at porn all day on the computer. Similar to couch patato.
Ted sat around all day being a mouse patato till his wang had blisters.
by slick550 October 24, 2007
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mouse arrest

The state of being stuck at your computer, to answer endless emails for example.
Sorry I missed lunch; work had me under mouse arrest.
by iamlazarus August 18, 2007
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Poo Mouse

Sticking your little finger up a girls bottom
Sticking your little finger up a girls bottom therefore the poo mouse
by Benjamin_The_Poo_Mouse November 15, 2006
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mouse-sensitive

graphical user interface whose use depends on the availability of a pointing device.
Graphical mouse-sensitive applications are generally more intuitive and easy to use than text-based terminal applications.
by Johnny From Quincy's School January 18, 2008
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Playboy mouse

Any young girl under the age of 18 that dreams of being a playboy bunny.
"When I grow up, I want to date Hugh Hefner! I've got the perfect body for it. I just need a boob job..."

"Cindy, you sound like a Playboy mouse!"
by mistress E January 10, 2009
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