MOO

Master Of the Obvious.

MOO: Dude there's a cop behind you! Better pull over, whoa man his lights are all on, aren't they? Omg OMG your so in for it!!!!
Driver: *punches in face*

MOO: WOW this line sure is long isn't it? Looks like a long wait, I'm so glad I was here early, see I got all the deals, see you around huh, pal?
Christmas Chris: Yeah but I'll see your mom first tonight

by swankmasta.6000 July 12, 2013

Markie Moo

When someone has a small dick and is very Smexy

Person 1:"Hey Markie Moo your dick is small"
Person being called Markie Moo:"(crying noises)"

by M.E.S.H August 14, 2023

Mitt Moo

A well presented and very accomodating vagina often surrounded by tattoos pointing the lucky recipient in the right direction. Often comes with 2 safety accessories. A rope and a plank of wood to stop guys falling in.

Claire's mitt moo left me wanting more, notably a guide and a torch to find my way out

by Wetballs July 20, 2022

moo!

What you say when your a cow. Moo! Mooooooooooooooooo

I’m a cow moo moo moo moo!

by Cowgirlnumbertwo May 19, 2021

Moo moo milkaroo

This Dylan John McGuire I have 2 cute dogs

Moo moo milkaroo

by Dogzilla the great and mighty October 23, 2019

Molly Moo

SKET!!!!
Words can’t describe her

Person One - “Did you hear she got a boyfriend a week after her breakup”
Person Two - “Who Molly Moo…Sket…”

by frysabigslag May 28, 2024

ossh moo

used by people who are top of the list in superiority and awesomness, used when overly excited about nothing

omg ossh moooo so exicted

by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam August 24, 2011