Skip to main content

Modern Music

The Equivalent to Dog Shit

Annoying, Overplayed, Unoriginal, repetitive, overuse of beats, too much autotune, bunch of shitty artists making shitty ass repetitive songs and getting famous from it, the same, overused, Repetitive, annoying ass lyrics,

Artists now just say a bunch of random shit and use a bunch of shitty autotune and beats and get famous over it, it's literally nothing but the same shit and it gets worse every time

Pop, rap, Hip hop, Reggaeton, and Brazilian Phonk are the worst types of music

this terrible trend started in the 1990s and got even worse in the 2020s, and it's basically Equal to hearing a baby with the flu crying with car crashes on high pitched on max Volume
every single singer in the entire world: YEAH I KILL PEOPLE BIG ASSES SEXY WOMEN YEAH LOVE LOVE I WANNA KISSS YOU YEAH SHOOT DAT MONKEY DRUGS DRUGS MANGO MANGO MANGO SIPPING THE WONK

Normal Person: what in the absolute fuck is this what even happened to music like this is Dog shit

Guy: well fella that's Modern Music for you
by RatedXTGTisaMidyoutuber March 26, 2025
mugGet the Modern Music mug.

Modern Racism

See that mofo Joseph over there he’s basically modern racism
by Datboyvibeintonmuch December 7, 2023
mugGet the Modern Racism mug.

Mid-Century Moderns

A club of people who are aged 50 and above. One gets to call themselves a Mid-Century Modern when they reach the age of 50.
Welcome to the Mid-Century Moderns
by olderbolder December 7, 2023
mugGet the Mid-Century Moderns mug.

Modern warfare 2

the most insufferable game ever where you get called slurs for being a female and fangirls that don't even play the game. I fucking hate mw2 but it was better than the mw3 campaign where i wasted more than 20 dollars to play a shitty game.
someone : oh my fucking god i just got called a slur in cod : modern warfare 2 for being female
someone else : ok
by shoegazing December 16, 2023
mugGet the Modern warfare 2 mug.

Modern day princess

A Modern day princess is Cleaning the house daily and getting gousto deliveries
by Mushaman May 2, 2024
mugGet the Modern day princess mug.

Hop On Modern Warfare

A gay 15-20 people orgy in a hot tub full of warm piss and shit with dogs eating and drinking the piss and shit with Chimps eating each others asses.
You: "hey man wanna Hop On Modern Warfare later?"

Friend: YES but wait till the chimps get here"
by Maxithrilin June 9, 2022
mugGet the Hop On Modern Warfare mug.

alt-modernism

Paradigm that correlations are mediums.
Instead of dismissing a correlation as deja vu, alt-modernism argues correlations have an ontology.

Working on the assumption that a correlation can act as a MEDIUM for understanding: alt-modernism concludes that correlations are the pseudo-random numbers.
by flightfacilities February 19, 2022
mugGet the alt-modernism mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email