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Machete Josie

TRANSGENDER BLACK/Filipina girl in Balboa park whos wields a machete and has cut off a few peoples limbs and pride . She is always mistaken for a very pretty genetic female and can pick up any weapon and wield it with great ease. She often seen befriending the homeless feeding joking with them . Or BUILDING A FIRE IS VERY KIND UNDERSTANDING NURTURING AND EASY GOING.
Person 1 : hey whos she

Person 2 : Oh thats the girl i told you about , Machete Josie .
Person3: yup thats her no one better say nothin about machete josie she is an angel she done nothig but good to any of us.

Person 1 Damn you wasnt lying she got ass and more stuff hook me up with her dawg?
by DIOSA NG PARANG/GOLOK January 9, 2024
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Another word for People, referred to people who are close and friends.
Commonly used around a community
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Mach Jesus

Mach Jesus is a way to describe something faster than anything in the universe.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.
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When you start aggressively punching someone else's dick and you rip it off and scream you do not have enough badges to train me!
I was having sex with my dog and I started machamping him.
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saying of the excitement when u see a fatass car.
* fat cat approaches *
me: "MACHEeE🎶🎶🎶🎶"
by crveni rakun March 7, 2024
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saying of the excitement when u see a fatass car.
* fat cat approaches *
me: "MACHEeE🎶🎶🎶🎶"
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