TRANSGENDER BLACK/Filipina girl in Balboa park whos wields a machete and has cut off a few peoples limbs and pride . She is always mistaken for a very pretty genetic female and can pick up any weapon and wield it with great ease. She often seen befriending the homeless feeding joking with them . Or BUILDING A FIRE IS VERY KIND UNDERSTANDING NURTURING AND EASY GOING.
Person 1 : hey whos she
Person 2 : Oh thats the girl i told you about , Machete Josie .
Person3: yup thats her no one better say nothin about machete josie she is an angel she done nothig but good to any of us.
Person 1 Damn you wasnt lying she got ass and more stuff hook me up with her dawg?
Person 2 : Oh thats the girl i told you about , Machete Josie .
Person3: yup thats her no one better say nothin about machete josie she is an angel she done nothig but good to any of us.
Person 1 Damn you wasnt lying she got ass and more stuff hook me up with her dawg?
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