Ming Bling

A type of jewelry only worn by the rare species of Ming. Big sparkly jewelry in the shape of a M representing the name Ming. Ming can be found in the wild jungles of Chars backyard.

Look there is a Ming in my backyard! He’s wearing some Ming Bling!

by GotMing? October 03, 2017

scampi minge

Scampi Minge is an extremely pungent smelling gash, axe wound, minge, foo foo, vajayjay, snatch etc...

Apologies there's no way I can go down on you tonight you have a serious case of scampi minge

by Ginger creepy Tash July 25, 2023

Minge strike

When one does not want to wash her minge because she's having a lazy day and wants to sit on her big fat fanny all day, festering.

Can't be arsed washin' it today, I'm havin' a minge strike day. Will ya still lick me out? ... when you've finished get me a bag ov chips from chippy cocker"

by Doris Mackeral July 05, 2010

ginge minge

matilda phillipson

matilda had a ginge minge

by mahilda November 08, 2022

yatta ming

Another meaning for turning up

This weekend you already know what time it is Yatta Ming

by Cooki19995 April 24, 2017

barbie’s minge

Something with a particularly difficult or troublesome mode of entry.

Gentlemen, make no mistake, The Castle will be heavily guarded. I warn you now, it will be like getting into Barbie’s minge.

by Deodenatus July 16, 2023

Chester Ming

The consumption of marijuana and LSD to the extent where the concept of time is lost.

Dave: Hey what's the motive for tonight then Steven?

Steven: My friend...it is time to get CHESTER MING'D!

by Conrakmad April 09, 2016