Sam Mayer

Born on June 26, 1603, Sam Mayer took part in the Mayflower Voyage of 1603. Sam fought many battles, killing approximately 21 pirates and 24 octopussi. But, 69 days after the ship took sail, a bad storm known worldwide as "Hurricane Tortilla" created many challenges for Sam and the GMS crew. But, they made it to land safely with no injuries or casualties. But, they were disappointed that there we no race cars in sight, so they sailed back to the United States where Sam and the GMS crew competed for many wins and championships in NASCAR's top tier series. However, Sam is most known for making his fan @sammayerfan a happy birthday video.

Sam Mayer is cool, but Ty Gibbs is my favorite still!

by gygiyo78688768 September 25, 2020

fifi the meerkat

fifi a boy that looks like a merekat when looking for a bus.

fifi the meerkat : hi
Maffu: hey fifi the chinese meerkat
fifi : GAHHH SHUT UP
luck: NO FUCKING ICE!

by YESMAN! February 16, 2009

Mr. Mayer

A faggot

Mr. Mayer is a cunt.

by Thomas’ May 30, 2018

meerkat

common word used to describe reg

""that meerkat looks like reg" or "reg looks like a meerkat"

by gillie007 July 20, 2009

Adam Meyers

Edgy emo kid that is built like the thumb people from Spy Kids 3. The only words in his vocabulary is queer and fag. Also, the colors he wears range from black to gray.

1: Look at that emo kid that looks like a walking chode.
2: Who Adam Meyers?

by Intergalactic_kiwi April 4, 2018

Meyered

The feeling experienced after being at the receiving end of an exceptionally well-executed prank.

- "Dude did you just finish reading Breaking Dawn?"
- "Yes. I feel totally meyered"

by Elytorett January 20, 2009

John Mayer

A very gorgeous man, who makes very gorgeous music, but has a very raunchy sense of humor, that isn't really that humorous. John Mayer also likes women with large breasts.

Gorgeous man: Google Image search (John Mayer)
Gorgeous music: Listen to his latest, "Continuum"
Raunchy Humor: “I’m not worried about how small my penis is – I’m worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks.”
Large breasted women(that he's either dated, or has been linked to) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson

by my name is blank. September 20, 2008