Pure Melt

A person who is extremely annoying, draining, or frustrating to be around. Someone who constantly nags, complains, or wrecks your head.

Work was a disaster today, me boss was being a pure melt.

by pexxoh February 20, 2025

melt

An idiot.

Juliet Coen is a fucking melt

by JackLyons24 February 24, 2025

Melted John

Someone who is extremely intoxicated (a Glaswegian slang term)

Oaft I’m absolutely melted John

by danie7smith March 6, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

melted ice cream

thick cum in a bowl

I gave my gf Melted ice cream and she said it’s salty

by vittusloom August 21, 2023

Melted Snowman

The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.

Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?

Kids: Yes daddy!

Or

Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

A Melting Moment

When you give your partner a blumpkin and save the shit he took and freeze it.
You then use the shit as a dildo and let the poo melt in your ass so you can then poop out your partners shit

My missus just tried a melting moment! She looked so hot squeezing out my poo from her anus

by littlemissblumpkin February 26, 2024