Max

A tall fat young man who has a passion for noncing on little kids.Presumibly between the age of 40 and 80 and has a small penis.Gets beaten at home and loves a good ram by his homosexual family members.Usually has a sexual relationship with a nonce called Nathan who is usually Scottish.Usually wears nhs quality and stolen specs.Whips around in a double decker bus.

That fat nonce called max.

by Whjkgehvftjbdsbhh December 27, 2018

MAX

Max is a person known as a fat virgin, no matter how hard he tries he’ll never accomplish anything in life but eat 6 pounds a food a day and masturbate to all his crushes in his lifetime. Including his own mom

Wow max your a fatass

by John tepu June 17, 2020

Max

A kid who if you make him mad eats your lunch.

“Yo that kid just ate my cookie. He’s probably a Max.”

by littlepp22 January 26, 2019

Max

A Dickhead from Ukraine! Has no dick but a pussy

Max is sooo lesbian!

by Maximus560 October 17, 2018

Max

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Awkward, insecure, but cool on the d-low. He has a body of Greek gods, with a jawline that makes butchers knives look like play-dough, a stunning smile, and eyes that can swoon princesses. His abs makes BOTH boys and girls go wild, but he is a solid C- in the arse-grabbing department.

A lot of people have secret crushes on Max, but he is too shy to ask them the fuck out. He enjoys drinking, but even when completely shitfaced he does not display much courage.

'OMG Becky, he is SUCH a Max! You're going to need to ask HIM out.'

by InvertedVagina April 15, 2019

Max

Your friendly Outdoor Ed TA.

Max made sure no one put the helmet on backwards.

by cadmiumisdangerous October 25, 2018

Max

Max is just the max in everything, he’s so hot, got an elephant dick, eight pack, very talented and is a really good guy. He always brightens everyone’s day no matter what, and is a great friend to hangout with. He has an extremely good personality and just goes about things smoothly and deals with problems smoothly. Although he’s not the smartest and not the tallest everyone loves him and wants to be friends with him.

#max
#goat
#theman

by Bobby Riewoldt March 31, 2019