mango seasoning

Fat pussy

She's got that mango seasoning.

by blueberry bubblegum October 21, 2017

mango

mango is yummy

eat mango cuz it looks as good as it tastes

by Bonjour amegio February 11, 2022

mango sex

When a man inserts his penis into a mango, thrusts inside of it, and eventually ejaculates.

Or alternatively, if you're dealing with a male mango, the mango will insert it's gigantic throbbing member into a woman's "bagina" (or a man's, it's 2023 people, come on.)

John: hello my brotha
Kurt: I love mango
John: nice

Kurt: no not like that, I want to have mango sex

by MongusMongus July 30, 2023

Mango Splerge

When the semen is a unnatural orangish color.

I have a serious case of mango Splerge

by Thehumpback September 10, 2016

chubby mango

Squeezing a plump mango's juice on a woman's face while she is bequeathing an erection via fellatio

She gave him a chubby mango in the Orchard.

by Sugar Cock K February 22, 2017

Mango

The end of all things, i.e. apocalypse. Typically said when reading or seeing something so stupid you wish for the end of the world just to make it stop.

"Did you see they raised interest rates again? Ugh, gimme mango."

by Original Ginge November 13, 2023

mangoes on deck

When all you want in life are some Trader Joes soft and juicy dried mangoes and your lit ass coworker pulls them out of their desk drawer.

Yo !! I got mangoes on deck!

by mangotangofandango May 14, 2019