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The Mango-Van

The mango-van is the vehicle of choice for a certain pananian marsh beaver family. The mango-van has a tendency to show up in the weirdest of places unannounced. With the capacity to transport many beavers, it is safe to say that if the mango-van is trailing you late at night you should run. It is said that assgremlins also use this vehicle at times to conduct raids on unsuspecting human victims.
The latest tactic employed is to fit the mango-van with an icecream van speaker so as to trick innocent children.
"Oh shit! RUN! It's the mango-van!"

"I thought it was the icecream van, but when those beavers and their assgremlin friends started attacking I just ran for my life!"
by D.E June 11, 2006
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Haoli Mango

Haoli Mango i dropped my sweedish vodka
by StToEbFyAN February 20, 2010
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Spicy mango

Dude, I saw another spicy mango over in San Francisco the other day, I asked for directions and offered me a bj right off the bat.
by queefmeister October 16, 2012
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GDK MANGO

GDK Mango a individual who has to pay taxes on the scams he commits ; also ran by GDK Nerves And GDK Jordie including Cold del rey
ME : Mango wyd today
GDK Mango : Payin taxes on my $3k a month scams
by LizardSquadOwner November 5, 2020
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Big Mango

The whores in the Big Mango are cheap and beautiful.
by Bigmango September 13, 2010
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to would talk mango

the start of jake's mental downfall
Person: "To would talk mango"

Jake: "WHAT DOES THIS MEAN"
by omfholygwtf November 18, 2010
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Milton Mango

The sexual act of using a xxxx bottle to pleasure a woman whilst the boys all watch and finish the slab.
Joey and the boys gave big Rhonda a Milton Mango out the back of the pub last Friday
by Rusty McShackleford June 25, 2018
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