An insult in which the mushroom-fetius-E has a baby mushroom in their brain from either too much shrooms or being a hater on via: facebook; twitter; myspace; etc. Against family or friends.
Example: john was telling sally about his trip to his families house and how stupid he thought his cousin was being. And in reply sally said, "your being a total Mushroom-fetius"
john:" i was like all 'dude you don't have to shove all that in your face. Gosh he is so stupid..."
sally: " john, everybody is dumb in a way, but your being a total mushroom-fetius."
john:" i was like all 'dude you don't have to shove all that in your face. Gosh he is so stupid..."
sally: " john, everybody is dumb in a way, but your being a total mushroom-fetius."
by yamazaimoku sisters July 03, 2011
The act of taking your penis, or your "Mushroom", and slapping someone across the face with it, leaving a mushroom-shaped mark.
by iAndrew April 16, 2009
by Adhesive Elephant Tenders October 09, 2013
Holy Mushroom is our god and our savior he is all mighty and the most powerful being ever. And Sander Gausvik Heskestad is his servant.
Person1: Hey u know Holy Mushroom?
Person2: No i do not, what is it.
Person1:Holy Mushroom is our lord and savior.
Person2: No i do not, what is it.
Person1:Holy Mushroom is our lord and savior.
by Hawkey21212121 September 18, 2020
by 2l3git4Um8 January 26, 2016
Mushroom givin to one's face, made by a male, slapping his penis on someone else's body, and leaving a mark in the shape of a mushroom.
Mother: Ashley L. A.!! What is that on your face!?
Ashley: John gave me a Penile Mushroom, Mom. I was going to sleep with him, but he slapped me with his dick, so I don't want to anymore.
Mother: Well now at least you might not be as much of a whore.
Ashley: Mom!!! >:(
Ashley: John gave me a Penile Mushroom, Mom. I was going to sleep with him, but he slapped me with his dick, so I don't want to anymore.
Mother: Well now at least you might not be as much of a whore.
Ashley: Mom!!! >:(
by GanGanGirl April 09, 2014
noun; to slap someone in the face with your penis, thereby leaving a red mark in the shape of a mushroom
by somery February 04, 2003