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Used to be a place where you could spend a nice, quiet afternoon reading a book or studying or checking your email. Now it's a place where the government watches your every move with recently-installed hidden cameras.
If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.
by AYB July 19, 2003
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Library

A place where you have to bang chicks quietly.
Her: My place or yours?
Me: How about the library? We could read a book afterwards.
Her: Nah.
by KingTrump December 26, 2016
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library bitch

that ugly fuck in the school library that has a constant need to yell at people for stupid crap. like sitting at a computer when you didnt sign up for it, or having too many kids at one table, or walking out.

she gets no respect at all and was probably teased when she was in high school.

kids throw things at her.
library bitch: "you can't have six kids at this table. where did you get those extra chairs?"
kid: ignores her because she doesn't matter
library bitch: "i will write you up unless you put those chairs back where they belong."
kid: "bitch."
by yeoooooo January 19, 2009
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library

cam was wacking off his uncle in the back of the library
by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 12, 2006
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Nacho Libre

When your partner uses nacho cheese to enhance the flavor of oral; slap that shit on some dick or some pussy
Bro, I took Emily to Taco Bell last night and we used the nacho fries to have tasty Nacho Libre
by Nacho lover 99 August 21, 2021
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librety spikes

1.a hair style mostly seen being worn by Benji Madden.

2.extremely tall spikes, such as the statue of liberty's crown.
by Jaden January 31, 2004
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angry librarian

When doing a chick doggie style in a bed with a bookcase headboard, you pound her so hard books fall onto her face, she sits up and looks at you like an angry librarian.
"I was fucking this chick so hard she pissed me off so I gave her an angry librarian!"
by Wolf373 June 30, 2007
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