Raking Leaves

The collection of money which has almost always been earned through illegal activity.

(10 PM)
Bill; Yo Steve, what are you doing right now?

Steve; I'm out raking leaves

Bill; Isn't it a little dark to be doing yard work?

Steve; Yard work! I'm out collecting money that the gamblers lost last weekend on the football games.

by gamisiking July 10, 2016

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

a hearty chuckle leaves an open throat

something literally EVERYBODY has said

You: Why can't I laugh?
Me: You know what they say... a hearty chuckle leaves an open throat

by everyonesaidthat December 22, 2021

Leaving FGAPI was the best decision of my life

Meme used in FGAPI Discord Server

X: "Leaving FGAPI was the best decision of my life"
Y: "I agree"

by Ocapa hacker September 27, 2021

leave if you want

i’m not forcing you to stay

you can leave me behind if thats what you truly wish for

“Though I would love for you to stay, leave if you want.”

by Izaguirre September 10, 2019

The ritual of leaves

Every once in a while friends will get togther and throw leaves at eachother to celebrate their friendship!!

Friend1: shall the Ritual of Leaves commence?
Friend2: yes is shall my friend.

by T1dd13s November 6, 2020

keep your leaves on

1. Directed at a person or group acting crazy, loud, or socially/culturally inappropriate to behave in an acceptable manner.

2. Slang for keeping it together

1. "Bro, keep your leaves on and stop yelling at me."
2. To a large group about to get rowdy: "Whoa - keep your leaves on guys."

by Usul March 8, 2024