krusty krab

A krusty krab is a difficult, but heavily appreciated sex trick. Giving your partner an ole' krusty krab is simple, fun, and adventurous. For starters, get crabs (public lice). After catching crabs seduce your partner and quietly...quietly transmit the disease. Once your partner falls asleep, take a poop onto the floor (most effective if at your partner's house). After bowels have been released use a butter knife to paste the feces among your partner's pubic region. After this has been done depart from the residence immediately. When your partner wakes up they will find their pubic region covered with crusty feces. Later they will find out that they obtain crabs.

Dude can I catch a ride out of town with you? I got real drunk last night and ended up giving my girlfriend a krusty krab

by thebiggestneegyouknow April 22, 2011

dirty kristen

When a hot blond witch in black boots ties you up in bed and sits on your face while sniffing coke off the headboard.

That chick gave me a sweet dirty kristen last night, then stole my wallet!

by Mikeytats March 30, 2020

Krusty Krab

A woman who has a yeast infection in her vagina and crabs, or a man who has a yeast infection in his asshole and has crabs in his anal hair.

"Damn, when i was fuckin' that hoe last night i got a taste of the krusty krabs!"

by david s. February 5, 2005

Kristen

A girl who is perfect. and then........
breaks your heart!!
and still you cant stop loving her >.<

Dumbo-Kristen I love you!
Kristen hillier-I love you too
Dumbo- You are everything I could ask for
Kristen hillier-*pulls out a dagger and stabs him in the chest*I know!
Dumbo*crumbling down to the ground* You broke my heart*chocking*literally!

3 months later!
scene: Kristen hillier's bedroom
Kristen hillier: I need some coffee
Dumbo's ghost: I love you
Kristen Hillier: Polar bears have big noses and bananas
Dumbo's ghost: I love you
Kristen hillier: Thanks?

by Tigerfromhell November 22, 2011

Krusty Kirk

Tossing a day old salad.

Yesterday, Mark sharted, and now he wants a Krusty Kirk.

by Josh April 18, 2005

Krusty

if you dont know it you are probably krusty.... krusty is defined by the way someone presents themselves.

did you see Jamal yesterday, he ate his whole lunch and asked me for the rest of mine.....how krusty

by krustexploiter7 January 1, 2012

Kristen

Kristen is the most loving and honest friend you will ever have. If you find a kristen keep her becuase she will become you closesd friend And she will be with throgh thick and thin.

Kristen is my closesd friend and will be yours too.

by Kelsea2.o June 29, 2019