Kobe

used as a meme or yelled as shooting a basketball

“aye Paige shoot a three” “ok....KOBE”

by cald21 July 14, 2019

Kobe

When you pull out and with one finally stroke Kobe straight into her mouth.

Dude 1: Bro, I totally Kobe'd this girl last night
Dude 2: BOOM! PLASTERED!

by KobeShot March 17, 2015

kobe stephani

Most amazing person ever!

That's Kobe Stephani

by Kokosboom June 19, 2017

Kobe Head

A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.

Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"

Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"

by The Power of Knowledge December 11, 2016

Kobeing

Similar to yelling Kobe when taking a trick shot into the trash can, Kobeing is you describing the action.

For example:
"im so good at kobeing

by anonymous butterfly April 7, 2022

Kobe

Before was used to always land your shots, now its always missing them.

God:"Hmm, what should I do today?"
-sees helicopter-
God:"Kobe."
-Makes helicopter fly into mountain-
Random guy:"GOD, KOBE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE HELICOPTER!!!"
God:"Well now I know whh its call "Kobe"

by Kobeheliman February 25, 2020

Kobe

Kobe was a legendary man who’s legacy will be remembered by everyone. Before aiming for something always yell ‘kobe’ for good luck.

Watch me get this ball in the hoop
“Kobe!”
*gets it in*

by Bitch-assed witch February 2, 2020