Knob-graze

The inadvertent brushing of one's knob against another person (male or female).

Oh, man, I accidentally knob-grazed that granny as I got off the bus.

by Terriblykindofyouthankyou April 5, 2013

Knob Goblin

Someone who does anything to mildly inconvenience or frustrate you.

Someone who looks like a bit of a twat.

"Boris Johnson announced the fourth lockdown, what a knob goblin ."

by Tamcus April 24, 2021

Knob Wafter

Yesterday’s mascara after not being removed and then supplemented with today’s; blinking during fellatio causing a wafting sensation.

Got a right knob wafter off Tracy last night

by CharSweet September 12, 2020

turd knob

A Turd knob is someone who is annoying and is always talking shit out his ass, also kinda of a dick.

Storm is a hardcore turd knob

by Sir Wayne December 7, 2014

knob-jangling

The act of grabbing your testicles in public and shaking them around like Christmas bells.

Dave was fucking knob-jangling in Tesco again !

by Donald tree stump February 17, 2017

knob wrangler

Person who tries to give 'pleasure of the hand' to man but fails to make the experience enjoyable. The unenjoyable experience can be likened to having your cock stretched, twisted, man-handled, strangled or wrangled.

Flippin' heck my cocks sore from last night that bird I met was a fucking knob wrangler

by mashedroots November 29, 2012

Knob the builder

Place your knob inside a vice, make small but painful paper cuts along the head.
Douse salt water all over it whilst twisting the vice making it tighter.

Marcus and Dave were bored and decided to try Knob the Builder.

by Burntbattenberg August 17, 2020