Kellers Disease

It is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named Kelly.

Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.

You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.

"eh brozz, what youz been DOING!?!?!?! DRINKING SOME ACOAL?" - Somebody with Kellers Disease

by AA_MiMiK December 7, 2011

kellerin

Amazingly unique!

Kellerin is awesome!

by Jamblaiya December 21, 2016

khyler hoffman

Khyler Hoffman is the cutest kid around. He likes sports. He can be kind of dumb but he is the sweet kind of dumb. If you find Khyler Hoffman, keep him

Meg: "Did you see Khyler Hoffman?"
Karlie:"Yes!! He is so cute"

by Good Vibe Tribe August 10, 2017

Keylor

The best at something, an outstandingly superior performer at a certain task.

"Keylor Navas is the Keylor of football goalies"
"Sir Ian McKellen is the Keylor of acting"

by SomeonefromCR September 21, 2017

keylethed

To utter bugger something up with hilarious consequences

Geez Marisha really Keylethed that one!

by KingP0tato December 6, 2017

keyser soze

A guy who fucks you in the ass under an assumed identity and then disappears forever.

Mandy took in the mud box from a guy she thought was named Mike but turned out he was Keyser Soze.

by The mud box bandit January 10, 2018

kealer

gay

That guy is such a Kealer

by klsh May 4, 2018