Ken Sim (Mayor)

Widely regarded as Vancouver's No. 1 limp dick pussy.

Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.

Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.

by pooooooki July 30, 2025

keen ken

Keen Ken
Is the keenest Ken around.
He never misses lectures.
He always takes notes.
He even learnt chinese to understand Dr. Mi Wang

Keen Ken can you sign me in for a lecture (Wilkie 2014).

by Ken t'5th February 13, 2014

Spicy Ken

A .357 Caliber round so powerful that even Chuck Norris fears it.

Cute revolver, can it handle a Spicy Ken?

by Kirk Kiggler August 7, 2024

ken

Someone with an asian fetish and also eats sticks.

person 1: why is that person eating sticks with an anime pillow
person 2: oh thats just ken

by sebber September 12, 2019

horror ken

v. Originating from ken

1. A particularly odorous and semi-liquid ken that leaves the excreter feeling as if he or she has just passed a bowl of porridge.

The Daily Telegraph promised a full expose with pictures of a horror ken left by Princess Michael Of Kent in the loo of Sainsbury's.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

Coach Ken

Incredible dick who promised the boys pizza but gave it to the girls instead. All after fucking the boys' mothers.

Coach Ken fucked up the sheriff because he was power hungry.

by Extreme_Honesty123 January 22, 2015

KEN

A Wimpy little annoying bitch, he probably played baseball in highschool and still brings it up years later. 40 years old and still plays softball. Most likely bald.

Ken is being Ken again.

by Jacobrune December 12, 2018