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jumbo cock

When a jumbo jet gets struck by lightning while you are masturbating and the molecules in your penis are altered and your cock grows giant metal wings.
"wanna go to walmart?" "Sure, ill take my jumbo cock"
by johhnyawsome April 2, 2010
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Hitler Junior

An adolescent exibiting radicaly conservitve ideals. Often in relation to issues of special education, welfare, and race relations. A label ussally given by his more lberal peers.
Teen 1: Screw affirmitive action. If you want a job dont dress like such a dirty nigger.
Teen 2: Yeah, whatever Hitler Junior.
by Max Power November 16, 2004
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Boca Juniors

An Argentine sports club based in the La Boca neighborhood of Buenos Aires. It is best known for its professional football team, which currently plays in Argentina's First Division (Primera División).

Boca Juniors is Latin America's most successful club and one of the most successful clubs in the world, having won 41 official titles at the national and international level as of May 2011. Domestically, they have twenty-three league titles; they last won the 2008 Apertura tournament. Internationally, the team has won eighteen international titles, a record shared with Italian giants A.C. Milan. Their international trophy haul includes six Copa Libertadores, four Recopa Sudamericana, three world club titles (Intercontinental Cup), two Copa Sudamericana, one Copa Oro, one Supercopa Sudamericana, and one Supercopa Masters. Their success usually has Boca ranked among the Club World Ranking Top 25 of the International Federation of Football History & Statistics (IFFHS), which they have reached the top position six times (mostly during the coaching tenure of Argentine legend Carlos Bianchi). Boca was also named by the IFFHS as the top South American club of the 1st decade of the 21st century (2001–2010).
Somewhere in the United States:
Ryan: Man, Boca Juniors is the best club in the world.
Tyler: I know dude, they just kick ass!

Somewhere in England:
Ashley: Boca Juniors is playing! Come right now!
John: OMG, coming!

Somewhere in Spain:
Pedro: ¡Estos tíos del Boca Juniors sí que saben cómo jugar!
Fernando: ¡Total! ¡Son los putos amos del balompié!

I could go on, but you get the idea!
by FootballExpert June 6, 2011
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junior samples

One of the stars of the HEHAW TV SHOW
junior samples is one of the stars of the HEHAW TV SHOW
by i am a ruggraber July 29, 2008
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Jumbodork

Any guy seen on the Jumbotron at a sporting event, especially the dorky ones. Often seen sporting ridiculous headwear or a painted chest in his favorite team colors along with a line of other jumbodorks. Good for a laugh, jumbodorks only appear on the Jumbotron when a jumbobabe isn't available.
There is no way I'm painting my chest for the game; I don't want to make my Jumbotron debut looking like a jumbodork!
by Funny Monkey Boy January 2, 2008
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jumbo junk

the word JUMBO JUNK is used to describe a males big penis or ballsack. junk is slang for a man's penis and ballsack area. jumbo is in the word to describe the largeness of the penis or ballsack.
my boyfriend named his dick jumbo junk because he is just so big.
by bob motherfucking sagett February 14, 2009
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junioritis

the exhaustion and laziness caused by the overload of work from junior year
"I have such bad senioritis, I just party all the time in the weekend."

"Yeah, well I have to finish 3 projects to finish, 4 essays to write, and 2 tests to study for. I think I might pass out later from junioritis."
by simplybeachy14 September 29, 2011
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