Jonathan

Normally a name associated with huge douches that go to crossfit, brag about lifting heavy stuff, and can't hold their liquor.

Dude, did you hear about that guy that talks about crossfit all the time and makes lame jokes? Yeah, such a Jonathan.

by Crossfitisstupid October 13, 2018

Jonathan

Not your typical Cuban.Has a small dick,unlike his middle brother.Jonathan is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet.

Girl 1:OMG Brittany Jonathan’s dick is so small!
Girl 2:Haha I was actually gonna fuck him,what a loser.

by Maria&Mateo November 22, 2018

Jonathan

Probably a fag, but his moms hot.

Me:"Hey have you seen Jonathan's mom"
Other: "Yea she's hot"

by SandwichMaker5000 March 21, 2019

Jonathan

The person that wants to get sucked by merve and vapes.
He always bullies benny and rapes his best friend and plays fortnite and sprays and prays
Likes to get surrounded by white people because he likes gwy lo

Jonathan is the greatest in bed and dates because he will slap your butt cheeks as soon as he see you approaching him.

by Hajob April 13, 2019

Jonathan

A complete douche bag. Has no regard for his actions and will definitely make you cry. He lies, and will judge you for your beliefs. If you know a Jonathan LEAVE HIM.

Cassie: What’s wrong?

Jess: Jonathan was being a jerk! :(
Cassie: that’s expected.

by You know I’m right May 5, 2019

Jonathan Klien

Hello Today I talk about my friend Jonathan, He is a great person and a great guy to be around if you find a john he's a keeper. He Tells The Best Jokes Ever And Is funny to be around. He also Is good Looking as thisbe and if 6,1 Feet Tall

That's A Jonathan Klien Joke

by JonisCoolJonIsFun May 31, 2019

Jonathan

A gay fag that pull down people pants

Jonathan why did you pull down my pants you gay fag

by Hwusg gj June 20, 2019