Jonathan

A non groovey version of Jimmy Davao who girls for 15 year olds, he sits in his van and waits for them with his mattress

Hey there's a creepy dude in the van, he looks like a Jonathan

by Highly bear July 6, 2016

johnathan essig

a man whore! a person that dates everyone in his grade!

johnathan essig dated 14 girls in 3 years
by:one of his ex's

by Masons EX November 15, 2017

Johnathan

Johnathan- That one person in any group who just don't know how to chill out or to stop with the joke's.

Bro Greg is such a Johnathan he kept blowing up my messenger with some memes.

by Grimreaper738 April 20, 2019

Johnathan Ackerman

A devoted Denver Broncos fan who is ironically also a epic fortnite gamer.

The Johnathan Ackerman watched the Denver broncos win the Super Bowl and took the epic victory royale.

by The epic gamer69420 November 19, 2019

Johnathan

A guy known from all girls to have a enormous dick and knows how to use it very well

Johnathan is someone who i wish i had as a "friend"

by FrosTsXNINEall February 15, 2020

Johnathan

the flamboyant introvert he typically prefers to be in his room gaming or with a small group of about 2 people ,he’s a true genshin and valorant pro who chooses to lead his life with sarcasm and misanthropy, tends to get racist if you mislead him

Omg Johnathan! You came out of your Room!

by Daryl kidney November 23, 2021

jonathanwtfux

A awesome stickam person. loves to make rainbows and mess with people.
wtfux stands for what the fux.
usally hates on sarkis because sarkis's are losers who use girls.
wtfux is also cool and you should put wtfux at the end of your name.

guy 1 - wtfux is so awesome
guy 2 - yeah so is jonathanwtfux
guy 1 - yeah i wanna be a wtfux!
girl 1 - me too!

by jonathanwtfuxxx February 23, 2010