John

John is an athlete man who loves to fuck around about not being a virgin but little does he knows he is a virgin. He’s really big and buff. He’s loves to jokes around but sometimes his jokes can be harsh. He’s tan and has brown eyes. Hes annoying too. John is a player.
John is a fuck boy
Don’t be like John

He’s a bad boy
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john is my fav loli boi
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John

An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has ugly penis, fat vaginia, very small, depression, autistic, obese, sucks dick, and gay in fucking generally. He is retarded, gay, sucks dick, and fucks his dad because he is gay and fucks his dad. He leads and gets carried by Vilious and PlazmaR, escpically PlazmaR.
John is silver 3
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John is a weird human being and has lots of personality.
John has lost it
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No John's

A term used by pussies who deny humility or loss with sad and pathetic excuses. Typically associated with the smash bros melee community.
Before we started the match I told my opponent no john's. So that when I win he won't deny defeat.
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won't let anyone, anything stop him from what he wants when he knows what he wants (!)

quite shy but deeply loving. a shame only very few will ever be able to enjoy his layered depths.
hardcore trust issues due to his past combined with his personality.
His willingness to learn and sacrifice is a sight to behold.
Also playful, mean, likes to tease who he likes and who likes him, runs away when emotionally challenged or when boner is arriving.
John. its something i enjoy writing.

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John: "sorry, i don't date retarded lesbians."
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Basically a complete faggot with no money doesn't know how to take care of cars with a small penis and has no friends at all
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