A fucking bitch that want to fuck every man and woman on earth and leaves them for dead when he’s done with them and likes to him exploit every single person he dates
John is a fucking bitch
by DragonbornM March 5, 2020
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by KATSARETHEBEST April 19, 2017
Get the John mug.An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has ugly penis, fat vaginia, very small, depression, autistic, obese, sucks dick, and gay in fucking generally. He is retarded, gay, sucks dick, and fucks his dad because he is gay and fucks his dad. He leads and gets carried by Vilious and PlazmaR, escpically PlazmaR.
John is silver 3
by Vilious March 5, 2017
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by Filthy Internet dweller August 9, 2018
Get the No John's mug.John is a very amazing friend. But he is also the weirdest guy you will ever meet. As soon as he starts a relationship he wants sex. He always talks about how he wants his girlfriend to suck him off or his girlfriend wants his deep throbbing cock inside of her tight pussy. But he will help you if you need it. He will make you feel better and yet still want to lick pussy and fuck her girlfriend at the same time. Johns typically like Addisons, Juliana’s, and Priya’s.
by Lickdaddy May 3, 2019
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quite shy but deeply loving. a shame only very few will ever be able to enjoy his layered depths.
hardcore trust issues due to his past combined with his personality.
His willingness to learn and sacrifice is a sight to behold.
Also playful, mean, likes to tease who he likes and who likes him, runs away when emotionally challenged or when boner is arriving.
quite shy but deeply loving. a shame only very few will ever be able to enjoy his layered depths.
hardcore trust issues due to his past combined with his personality.
His willingness to learn and sacrifice is a sight to behold.
Also playful, mean, likes to tease who he likes and who likes him, runs away when emotionally challenged or when boner is arriving.
by Krkič February 5, 2020
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