ella and jess

Will light up your existence and turn your sad miserable life around. Their energy is unmatched merely being in their presence is incredible. They are the most iconic duo of all time .

person 1;"hey why are you so happy?"

Person 2: "just got my daily dose of serotonin"

person 1: "wow you saw ella and jess"

person 2: Yeh I have a permanent smile now!

by Abraham Ghandi March 1, 2022

Jesse beeson

Absolute fuckin sick cunt druggos,
Gets pissy when you spell his name "jessie"
Also gets smashed off two beers

Person1: did you hear about what jesse beeson did last weekend?

Person 2: yeah, heard he drank like 5 great northans and fucked his dad!

by Poo-rolls are awesome October 20, 2019

kai jesse

Similar to china really fucking big and wide love food and if he fell over rolls down the hill. Cock-small. waist-fucking massive. Similar to a snowball, once he eats one thing he doesn't stop growing

person 1: you look like kai Jesse

Person:2 nom nom nom what cunt

by Christa Ronaldo November 2, 2022

jesse moulsdale

Jesse Mousdale is one of the local Collie coal miners out in WA. Jesse’s favourite activites include mining coal all day, making some og disstracks on the austro boys and his most favourite thing to do is touch his sister and his uncle called cletus. Jesse is known for being a retarded sister fucker.

Brayden *Omg lchap did you know Jesse moulsdale is coming to This school*?!

lchap *no way what the hell i thought he was a collie inbred coal miner*!! jesse moulsdale

by Perth_Meth_Junkie December 5, 2018

Jesse Martin

Jesse Martin rizz god part-time producer, top g sexy best

Jesse martin ya sexy best

by kissing you dad May 10, 2023

Dirty Jesse

This guy is so cool, they wrote a song about how hot his girl is!

Fucking a Dirty Jesse is like fucking a rock star.

by JB224 June 19, 2020

Uncle Jesse

Arguably the most awesome individual to ever walk the Earth. Everything Uncle Jesse did, be did it sweet. A typical day might include: styling hair with mousse and Mr. Goodpart, wearing tight jeans and cowboy boots, riding a harley, shredding on guitar with his band The Rippers, putting Danny and Joey in their place, and teaching DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle lessons in morality. Then banging Becky and combing hair again.

Uncle Jesse kicks ass AND has morals (and sweet hair)...

by Crew Middle Fork November 21, 2004