jeffing

Verb - when someone says they will show up to an event, then does not.

Jeff is jeffing on my birthday party.

by MissLG November 20, 2011

Jeff Session

A gathering of people smoking pot. First originated from the show Disjointed on Netflix.

I got some good pot here, are you up for a JEFF SESSION?

by Chris Watch January 12, 2018

Jeff Dunham-ing

When a person fists someone so deeply he or she is like a puppet on their arm.

"Dude, my girlfriend fisted me so hard last night, I felt like a Jeff Dunham hand puppet."

"wtf Dakota..."

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by Swag Chair May 19, 2014

jefficiency

A jankety version of efficiency where a person thinks that the way they do things is efficient, but in truth, is actually ineffective to a point of incompetency.

Their jefficiency is slowing us down. I can't believe they actually do it that way. It's like saving an email to your desktop for future use that has a link in it. Then opening the email, clicking the link, and closing the email every time you need it rather than just creating a shortcut.

by carasone November 15, 2015

jeff up

to screw up really really bad

make sure you don’t jeff up.

by katealexander11 June 10, 2018

Jeffie

Someone who always backs a Kickstarter the moment it goes up, and always at the highest tier.

"Hey bro, you see that new Praxis Kickstarter?" ... "Yeah, man, I pounced on that shit instantly. Top Tier!" ... "You're such a fucking Jeffie!"

"That new RPG Kickstarter last night ... I Jeffied that shit quick!"

by zeroprep August 2, 2018

Jefferson, Ohio

A mostly farm town located near Ashtabula, Ohio. It has a small population and everyone that lives there knows each other well. There's not much to do with the exception of a few bars and a bowling alley. On weekends most of the local teens have fires with friends and share a few beers. There is a local Fairgrounds where the Ashtabula County Fair is held every year and a small Sheriff Department which watches over the small town.

In Jefferson, Ohio you may see a lot of cows

by DipSpitJuice September 27, 2018