jared

a person whos name is jared duh. hes weird and random at times and he also sings annoying songs that get stuck in my head. blahzerz!

jeny: jared your soo weird

jared: no u!

jeny: jk your cool

jared: no u!

jeny: aww thanks teehee!!

jared: no u!

jeny: k.. getting annoying now.

jared: lalalala

jeny: ah my ears!

by jeny March 3, 2008

Jayda the mollester

Thinks she Asian but is full white
Proudly represents all of Alabama

Ultra lesbian

In love with her sister but only when outside of Alabama

Still dates dudes but only if they let her bring out her mega dildo
Has 5 rows of teeth that her boyfriend enjoys
Worst softball player at everything except grabbing balls
Got rejected by rio because he already had his sister, Rasheeka, and francheska
Non existent hairline unless you consider the McDonald’s logo a line

Jayda the mollester

by Ur mum gay 6ix 9ine March 22, 2019

Japedo

A Japanese Pedophile, A Pedophile of Asian descent

Mr. Wong is a Japedo, he's always checking me out.

by pcrtr83 March 6, 2008

Jaxed Up

When someone uses the bathroom that's close to your office, takes a dump, tools with the paper, coughs, and then sprays a masking agent.

"Ah man! Someone was in the bathroom and i got jaxed up!"

by victimized911 March 12, 2009

jaredding

Walking next to some one and subconsciously causing them to walk into a bush or a street because youre pushing them over.

Jared: so how bout them bears?
Chris: Jared youre jaredding me again.

by cyoder September 29, 2010

Jaeding

verb

1. Deceitful act in which someone pretends to be white when they are actually black, possibly due to insecurities.

She was jaeding us the whole time! Who would have thought?

by WTBW November 9, 2013

Jareded

Waking up to see a fat guy raping a fatter chick, then waking up again later to find your pants around your ankles.

I got super drunk last night and got Jareded. I still can't walk straight.

by JTnotapedo June 7, 2016