Three-Handed-Jackson

The delicate process of putting oneself in the "friendzone" and ending up marrying the person.

"Did you hear about that guy who put himself in the friend zone with the woman who is now his wife?"

"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."

by TheLolcat22 May 8, 2019

Pulling a Jackson

When a person bullies another person, the other person starts to bully the first person. The first person believes that they aren't the dick but they think the other person is for bullying them.

Person 1: Bullies Person 2*
Person 2: Bullies Person 1*
Person 1: "Why?! I didn't do anything to you!"
Person 1 is pulling a Jackson

by FlameDuplix007 December 7, 2022

Samuel L. Jackson

He's the guy that plays every black person in every movie ever.

"Hey man who's that guy that plays that black guy in that movie?"
"Probably Samuel L. Jackson"
"What about that other movie where the dude died and the guys did the stuff?"
"Samuel L. Jackson again man."

by Unwoven Sleeve June 7, 2016

janet jackson's breast

silicone filled and covered with silver sun nipple ring.

look at that over weight gay dude,, he has a janet jackson breast

by slkbenzman February 2, 2004

Samuel L. Jackson

1)Hardest working actor in Hollywood. The one nigga in H-wood you don't wanna f**k with!

2)A beer that'll "get ya drunk!!!"

1) See "Pulp Fiction," "Jackie Brown" and "Shaft," to see why he's is a bad mutha!

2)"UMM-UMM, bitch!"

by B-Money July 25, 2004

Jackson Pollocked

When you have explosive diarrhea and it splatters on the back of the toilet bowl resulting in an abstract expressionist 'movement'

I could not use that stall because someone Jackson Pollocked all over it.

by SwedishNinja April 29, 2010

Jackson

Jackson is a nice person, he is pretty funny and cool at times, Yet he has a dark side. Making him mad can push him to a point of lots of directions. He can just stop and talk to you about being mad, or get his revenge the right way. Besides that though, he can be a really nice person on the inside. That's my view with my friend Jackson.

Jackson is a nice person.

by Pineapple Penguin April 15, 2019