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Cross country

Cross country is for mental people who think running is fun to do so they made cross country a sport and that is why it exists.
I failed P.E so I can’t play cross country..,
by Yupthatisme September 29, 2019
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Crossed the Line

To behave in a way that is morally unacceptable.
Alice: Did you hear what Charlie did yesterday?!
Bob: Damn! He really crossed the line this time.
by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023
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Scumbert Cross

Noun: A foul sandwich made by having a prostitute or other unsavory character shit on a hot cross bun, which is then eaten by the participant who gets sexual gratification.

Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.

Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.
'Nobody knew him that well, but they found out he was a sexual deviant. He'd ask the working girls to give him a Scumbert Cross. And he loved it, too!'

'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'
by treebag86 September 24, 2013
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Daniel Cross

the boy who has the most cutest smile ever and is really good at moaning and singing ..xx
by secret person love September 26, 2020
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Perma-crossed

When anyone over 200 lbs sits on a plane and has to keep his or her arms crossed for the duration of the flight.
I was stuck in a window seat on my Delta flight to MSP and had to stay perma-crossed the entire time. #thanksboomer
by DAM Definitions December 4, 2019
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Cross Chara

A scrunkly scrimblo that the certain person who wrote this is now gonna go on Pinterest and find wholesome scrunkly scrimblo photographs.
"hey bro! don't you just think Cross Chara is a scrunkly scrimblo?"
"yeah, man i love underverse"
"same bro"
by Lightnoire November 9, 2022
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Cross Donkey

Mortimer: "He might be a cotton picker, but he is better than that goddam Mormon."
Shanice: "Oh Mortimer, you ignorant cross donkey!"
by Joel Wanger August 7, 2012
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